Scale & Swagger – Alchemy Ritual 2-in-1 Body Wash + Shampoo
Tagline: Savagely Smooth. Will Tame a Croc’s Hide.
“For the modern man of power — where strength meets refinement, and the ritual becomes legend.”
Born from the same elemental alchemy that defines your crown, Scale & Swagger is more than a cleanser — it’s a commanding 2-in-1 ritual that purifies, hydrates, and fortifies both skin and hair.
Formulated with ultra-gentle coconut surfactants, this advanced wash removes grit and excess oil without stripping, while a complex of Avocado, Broccoli Seed, and Castor Oils restores natural moisture and resilience.
As a shampoo, it invigorates the scalp, smoothing and strengthening the hair fiber with lightweight conditioning agents. As a body wash, it delivers a rich, low-foam lather that leaves the skin feeling clean, firm, and impossibly smooth.
GuarCat™ and Glycerin infuse hydration and touchable softness, while the fresh, masculine essence of Cedarwood, Tea Tree, and Vetiver awakens the senses — a blend that speaks of control, clarity, and quiet confidence.
Engineered to perform. Designed to impress. Refined to perfection.
⚔️ How It Works
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Cleanses & Energizes: Mild coconut-based surfactants lift away sweat and buildup without dryness.
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Hydrates & Conditions: Avocado, Broccoli Seed, and Castor Oils leave skin and hair smooth and supple.
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Strengthens & Protects: Gentle conditioning actives maintain scalp health and hair integrity.
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Revives & Refreshes: Masculine essential oils purify, cool, and energize the body for the day ahead.
🔥 Fragrance Options – Choose Your Signature Scent
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Timber’s Essence – Our #1 masculine bestseller. Crisp Japanese grapefruit, bergamot, and peppercorn open the scent, grounded in cedar, vetiver, and frankincense. Clean, bold, and refined.
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Beach Boy – A sunlit escape to the Azure Coast. Opens with marine breeze, melon, and apple, and settles into a smooth blend of lily, sandalwood, and musk.
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You Smell Like A God- A crisp, luxurious blend inspired by the fresh air of the Swiss Alps. Bright citrus and cool green tea drift over soft blackcurrant and musk, creating a clean, invigorating scent that feels both refreshing and timeless.
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Sauvage Royale- A bold, magnetic scent that opens with fresh bergamot and pepper, grounded in warm woods and smoky amber. Rugged yet refined, it leaves a trail of raw confidence and modern masculinity.
🔥 Perfect For:
Men with dry, flaky, or sensitive skin
Guys looking to simplify their routine without sacrificing quality
Anyone who loves a clean, masculine scent and long-lasting hydration
Daily use, beard-friendly, and gym-bag approved
🧴 Clean Grooming, Redefined
❌ No Sulfates
❌ No Parabens
✅ Phthalate-Free Fragrance
✅ Cruelty-Free & Handcrafted
Aqua (Water), Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate (SCI), Lauryl Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Brassica Oleracea Italica (Broccoli) Seed Oil, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Cetyl Alcohol, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Glyceryl Caprylate, Benzyl Alcohol, Dehydroacetic Acid, Parfum (Fragrance), Citric Acid.
Lather on hands, loofah, or directly onto body and hair. Massage in circular motions, rinse thoroughly. Suitable for daily use on all skin types.
Because real strength deserves refinement.
Scale & Swagger was forged for the man who demands more from his daily ritual — a cleanser that commands performance and sophistication in equal measure.
This luxury 2-in-1 body wash and shampoo merges modern science with ancient care. GuarCat™ technology conditions hair and skin with a velvety smooth finish, while Avocado, Castor, and Broccoli Seed Oils deliver lightweight moisture that lasts.
The formula’s ultra-gentle coconut surfactants cleanse without stripping, making it ideal for daily use on both body and scalp. Its low-foam lather rinses clean, leaving skin firm, hydrated, and impeccably smooth — even on the roughest days.
A refined scent of Cedarwood, Vetiver, and Tea Tree lingers subtly — earthy, confident, and quietly commanding.
Power meets polish. Strength meets sophistication.
Savagely smooth — every single time.
👊 After 1 Use:
Hair and skin feel instantly clean, refreshed, and smoother
Beard and scalp feel soothed and lightly conditioned
Scent lingers subtly — fresh, masculine, and noticeable without overpowering
🧼 After 1 Week of Use:
Dry patches feel softer and less irritated
Skin feels more hydrated and balanced
Hair appears shinier and more manageable
Beard feels less itchy and more nourished
🧴 After 2–3 Weeks (with consistent use):
Noticeably healthier skin tone and texture
Scalp buildup reduced, beard looks more defined
Fragrance becomes your signature scent — compliment-worthy and lasting
Your grooming routine feels simpler, faster, and more effective
Q: Is this safe to use on both hair and skin?
A: Yes! It’s a true 2-in-1 formula — crafted to cleanse and hydrate both your hair and skin without stripping moisture or leaving buildup.
Q: Will it dry out my skin or scalp?
A: Not at all. It's made with avocado oil, shea butter, glycerin, and other plant-based ingredients that lock in moisture and leave your skin and hair feeling soft and nourished.
Q: Does it work for sensitive skin?
A: Absolutely. It’s sulfate-free, phthalate-free, and packed with calming ingredients like chamomile, calendula, and aloe vera, making it great for daily use — even on sensitive skin.
Q: Can I use it on my beard too?
A: Yes! It’s beard-safe and beard-softening thanks to jojoba oil, castor oil, and silk amino acids that help condition facial hair while gently cleansing your skin underneath.
Q: What makes it better than regular body wash?
A: Most store-bought washes use cheap detergents that strip your skin. Our formula is rich, hydrating, and multifunctional, made for men who care about how they feel and smell.
Q: Do the scents last long?
A: Yes. The phthalate-free fragrances are designed to linger subtly on your skin and hair, giving you a clean, masculine scent all day — not overpowering, just unforgettable.
Q: How big is the bottle?
A: Each bottle is 16 oz with a pump top, giving you lasting value and easy, mess-free use.
Q: Is it vegan and cruelty-free?
A: Yes, our formula is cruelty-free and contains plant-based ingredients — no animal testing, ever.
